why did you vote for me?

Had to get this one down on paper so all of you can smile as much as I did.

By now, most of you know, I have 3 daughters. All are gorgeous (y’all don’t mind if I brag, do you?) but each one has her own look.  My oldest two little pixies have light brown hair and dark brown eyes, and my baby has very blonde hair and blue eyes. Genes are funny that way. When you least expect it, someone hits the jackpot and lands ALL of the recessive ones.

You see, The Man has dark brown hair and brown eyes like both of his parents, but his paternal grandfather had crystal blue, as did his great-grandmother. As for me, I have hazel eyes. My father had chocolate brown, my mother had blue. Out of 6 biological children, 4 have blue, 1 has brown and 1 has hazel. Go figure. Daddy had dark hair, Mama had blonde. Mine was strawberry blondish as child, and brown as a young girl. Now….well….I…um…rely on the genius of my hair guy Bryan Kelly, to chase away the gray, and harness the color of youth 🙂 But I digress.

There is a  point to this, I promise.

As I was drying my sweet baby girl’s hair yesterday, she says, “Why did you vote for me to have blonde hair?” Stifling giggles, I replied, “Well, I didn’t. God did.”  Puzzled, she replied, “But how did it grow?”. Really? I’m thinking. To the best of my ability I explained that children don’t always look exactly like their parents. Sometimes they look like grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins,….mailmen, etc. Still, she pressed on, almost with tears in her eyes, remarking “But…I’m…I’m the only one. Why did it have to be me?” With that, I hugged her up, and said “Because you are special, and God wanted everyone to know from the moment you were born. Your hair was kissed by the sun, just like Rapunzel‘s!” A huge smile came across her face and those blue eyes twinkled like moon kissed ocean water in the Gulf of Mexico. She was satisfied, and I was thanking my lucky stars for Disney’s movie, Tangled”, which we had just seen. When you speak princess to a princess, you can never go wrong!!

Does a bear pee in the woods?

Yes, I think so…..and so do we, when necessary.

The Girls were out of school for Veterans’ Day, so we loaded up and went camping for the weekend. What an adventure!!! It was our second time delving into the wilderness and doing the “family camping thang”. Our first was during the summer, and it was quite toasty outside. This was different. Four words different: THIRTY DEGREES AT NIGHT. The Man was convinced I was crazy for wanting to drag our angels into the wild in such frigid conditions. In fact, he even said it was borderline child abuse. Yeah, right. I let that one hit one ear and pick up speed. Due to excellent planning on my part, and the possession of proper equipment, no one complained about the cold except for him. Of course, he did go outside the tent in sock feet at 3 am to….you guessed it….pee in the woods. Go figure. No wonder he got cold. The Girls slept better all snuggled up in their mummy bags than they do when they are at home in their beds, and the meals I cooked on my camp stove were delicious (insert sound effect: my horn tooting). We spent one whole day hiking in Yosemite National Forest, and it was truly awe-inspiring. I was humbled by the magnitude and beauty of that place. Truly an amazing work of nature by God….El Capitan, Half Dome, Yosemite Falls, Bridalveil Falls, Curry Village, the beautiful streams and meadows…..the list just goes on and on! It was our first time there, and I can’t wait to go back. Here’s a photo from our hike up to Bridalveil Falls. Does anyone look anything but blissfully happy? But then again, when you look at the picture of the falls, you can understand why 🙂

Edward and Bella…grown-up style

Yes, it’s true. The Man and I dressed as angst ridden, lovelorn teenagers for Halloween this year. One of them millions of years dead, and the other wishing she was. LOL. Both arguably the most famous pair of teen lovers since, I don’t know….Romeo and Juliet? Oh what fun it was!!! And considering the, um, age difference, I think we did okay bringing them to a party in Hollywood the night before Halloween 🙂

And let’s not forget trick or treating with The Girls…..a lioness, a black cat, and a purple glitter fairy (who sort of resembled what Beetlejuice’s sister might look like 🙂

homework

Let it be known, that I didn’t like 5th grade homework when I was in 5th grade….and I still don’t. There is simply too much of it!! And what used to come so easy to me when I was young(er) and bright(er), is now rather difficult to wrap my mind around. When I am called to assist the Oldest Girl with the mounds of work due each day, I am reminded why I didn’t become a teacher, and I’m not afraid nor ashamed to admit that it’s because I SUCK AT IT!!!! That being said, we do get through the work. Eventually. But it’s not without me wanting to shout several times, at the very top of my volume capacity….. “YOU WILL NEVER NEED LONG DIVISION! LET’S GO GET ICE CREAM INSTEAD.” 

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