it’s official, & i’ve ordered the photos to prove it.

                 Justin Beiber says “Never say never.” I like that. 

So….with that in mind, I just ordered hardcopy headshots in preparation for a casting workshop I signed up for this weekend (it’s my 2nd one in 2 weeks). Although I had pretty much put my *tangible* aspirations as an actress to rest in favor of motherhood, domesticity and volunteering at the school for the last few years, that damn fiery passion for the craft just refuses to be extinguished. Oh sure, I have continued to submit myself for roles via various websites that post casting notices, which managed to land me a few auditions, but nothing that pays.  The big issue is I haven’t had representation in awhile. But, with renewed motivation (thanks Kim and Heidi), all that is about to change. I have enlisted some very dear friends to aide in that process, and will keep everyone abreast of the progress. Wish me luck….and if you can help, you know where to find me 🙂 

Lookout LA….I’m ready for my close-up, and it’s NOW OR NEVER, because I’m not getting any younger….visibly, that is!!!!  

why did you vote for me?

Had to get this one down on paper so all of you can smile as much as I did.

By now, most of you know, I have 3 daughters. All are gorgeous (y’all don’t mind if I brag, do you?) but each one has her own look.  My oldest two little pixies have light brown hair and dark brown eyes, and my baby has very blonde hair and blue eyes. Genes are funny that way. When you least expect it, someone hits the jackpot and lands ALL of the recessive ones.

You see, The Man has dark brown hair and brown eyes like both of his parents, but his paternal grandfather had crystal blue, as did his great-grandmother. As for me, I have hazel eyes. My father had chocolate brown, my mother had blue. Out of 6 biological children, 4 have blue, 1 has brown and 1 has hazel. Go figure. Daddy had dark hair, Mama had blonde. Mine was strawberry blondish as child, and brown as a young girl. Now….well….I…um…rely on the genius of my hair guy Bryan Kelly, to chase away the gray, and harness the color of youth 🙂 But I digress.

There is a  point to this, I promise.

As I was drying my sweet baby girl’s hair yesterday, she says, “Why did you vote for me to have blonde hair?” Stifling giggles, I replied, “Well, I didn’t. God did.”  Puzzled, she replied, “But how did it grow?”. Really? I’m thinking. To the best of my ability I explained that children don’t always look exactly like their parents. Sometimes they look like grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins,….mailmen, etc. Still, she pressed on, almost with tears in her eyes, remarking “But…I’m…I’m the only one. Why did it have to be me?” With that, I hugged her up, and said “Because you are special, and God wanted everyone to know from the moment you were born. Your hair was kissed by the sun, just like Rapunzel‘s!” A huge smile came across her face and those blue eyes twinkled like moon kissed ocean water in the Gulf of Mexico. She was satisfied, and I was thanking my lucky stars for Disney’s movie, Tangled”, which we had just seen. When you speak princess to a princess, you can never go wrong!!

billboard alert

It’s true. I am a staunch believer in ‘putting things out into the universe’ in an effort to fulfill desires. The reason? BECAUSE IT WORKS. You see, the world is a big ball of energy, and if you ooze positive amounts of the magical stuff, you get rewarded. This being said, I am a living, breathing, walking and talking billboard for the statement “be careful what you wish for; you just might get it”.  That’s all I am at liberty to disclose right now, but just know……it’s a good thing (following an unbelievably long string of really crappy ones)!!!! 

crack in a can

For the past 14 years, I have been “importing” a highly addictive soft drink called SUNDROP from my home in Alabama. And by importing, I mean, begging my family to mail me cases, or driving across the country and bringing them back. Why, you ask? Because it was only sold in select parts of the southeastern United States, and it’s NECTAR FROM THE GODS and it pairs quite well with another old friend, Jack Daniels!!! My hometown just happened to be lucky, and my addiction began when I was in high school. Don’t laugh, it wasn’t THAT long ago, and mine isn’t nearly as bad as my sisters’!!!

Anyway, ladies and gentlemen……I am pleased to announce that it’s gone nationwide through Wal-Mart, and I bought my very first 2 liter yesterday, up the road from my house here in Cali!!! Just when I thought I might be able to kick my Mountain Dew (which pales in comparison, btw) habit, my prayers got answered!

Check. It. Out.

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